Impossible to buy for gift ideas
We all have that person in our lives.
The one who says, “Don’t get me anything.”
Or worse, “I already have everything I need.”
Cool. Love that for you. But I’m still showing up with something—because turning up empty-handed feels weird and you’re not off the hook just because you’re “low maintenance.”
So, if you’re shopping for the impossible-to-shop-for, here are 20 gift ideas they’ll actually use, laugh at, or secretly love (even if they pretend otherwise).
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Useful gifts (but still nice gifts!)
1. Mini Rechargeable Hand Warmer
Perfect for cold hands and warm hearts. Great for commuters, dog walkers, or the perpetually chilly.
2. Fancy Olive Oil or Hot Sauce
Elevated pantry staples. Feels gourmet without being too personal.
3. Reusable Shopping Bags That Look Good
Because they always forget them—and these come in cute patterns or fold up super small.
4. A Magnetic Bookmark Set
Perfect for readers or people who want to look like they read.
5. A Charging Cable That’s 10 Feet Long
They won’t know they needed it until they’re lying in bed like a tech vampire. Game changer.
Funny and Quirky gifts
6. A gift of 'Nothing'
Yes, this exists. And yes, it’s hilarious for that ultra-minimalist friend.
7. Custom Face Socks
Put their pet, partner, or worst enemy on a sock. You’re welcome.
8. “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right” Mug
For the confident (read: stubborn) among us.
9. A Desk Toy That Does Absolutely Nothing
Like this mini Zen garden
10. An Emergency Clown Nose
Literally just that. For when life gets weird and a laugh is the only fix. I like this handmade one.
Actually Thoughtful Gifts
11. A Custom Jigsaw Puzzle of Their Pet or Favorite Spot
It’s unique, relaxing, and gives them something to do that isn’t doomscrolling.
12. A Donation in Their Name
To a cause they care about. Add a handwritten note explaining why you chose it.
13. A Plant That’s Hard to Kill
This one’s not even real, so it must be hard to kill.
14. A Star Map from a Special Day
The night sky from their birthday, wedding, or the day they met their dog. Cue the quiet tears.
15. A Personalized Playlist (on a retro-style card or USB)
Curate a vibe just for them. Add songs with inside jokes or shared memories.
Low-Effort, High-Likability Gift
16. A Cosy Blanket Hoodie
It’s like wearing a hug. Hard to hate.
17. A Little Luxury Candle
Go for a scent like “Books & Bourbon” or “Freshly Cancelled Plans.”
18. A Book of Random Trivia or Useless Facts
The perfect bathroom read. Enough said.
19. A Gourmet Chocolate Bar That Costs Too Much
It’s a treat, it’s indulgent, and they won’t buy it for themselves.
20. A Card That’s Just... Honest
Write: “I know you said not to get you anything, but here’s a little something anyway. Deal with it.” Boom. Done.
I hope you found this helpful!
Gifting doesn’t have to be stressful—even if your recipient makes it hard. The trick? Don’t aim for epic, just go for thoughtful with a sprinkle of fun. Whether it’s practical, personal, or just plain ridiculous, the best gifts are the ones that show you actually thought about them. Even when they swore they didn’t want anything.
Now go forth and surprise your impossible-to-shop-for humans. You’ve got this.