What to get a 45 years old man
Ah, 45. That magical age where he’s not quite “midlife crisis convertible” but definitely “dad jokes at full throttle.” Finding the right gift can feel like trying to wrap up a pint of beer — tricky, but worth it when you see the grin. Here are some gift ideas with a splash of humour and a dollop of practicality.
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Personalised Pint Glass
Because nothing says “I love you” like a pint with his name on it. Plus you could also if you pair it with his favourite craft ale, then you’ve got a really nice present, and if you really like them, some nibble, like some posh nuts.
Quirky Socks
Yes socks, they are actually quite a good present!
Bright, loud socks to make up for the fact that he now grumbles about back pain.
I love these socks from Zazzle, because basically, you can design your own, or use ideas already created to make some really fun socks.
New wireless headphones
You could treat him to some new headphones, and these ones are the business.
Boss Modular Wireless Headphones
Retro Tech Gadgets
Vinyl players, old-school Game Boys, or even a typewriter if he’s feeling literary.
He can carry round this suitcase record player and look really cool.
Cheese & Chutney Hamper
For the man who pretends to be sophisticated but still eats cheese like it’s going out of fashion.
The best bit is you probably get to eat some of the cheese too.
Experience Days
Track days, flying lessons, or even axe-throwing (yes, that’s a thing, and yes, it’s oddly satisfying).
Check Ebay as they often have loads of listing where people are selling off these experience cheaper. (Maybe they didn’t want to go axe throwing!)
Funny T-shirts
Think “BBQ King,” “Level 45 Unlocked,” or “Official Nap Champion”.
Retro Arcade Machine
Mini Pac-Man or Space Invaders so he can relive his glory days without hogging the family TV.
So, whether he’s into beer, gadgets, or throwing sharp objects at wooden boards, there’s something here to make turning 45 feel less like “middle-aged” and more like “legendary.”